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TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
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TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
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This is a sea otter with hiccups.
This is actually a seal. Except obviously it’s a selkie because what kind of seal gets hiccups? The kind that’s human underneath, is the answer.
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What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man’s robe?
My man <3
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